America The Hated?

Sometimes it seems the whole world hates America. Definitely 99.8% of Mid-East countries hate us. Except Iraq and Afghanistan since we saved their asses. Most European countries think we're just a bunch of cowboys. All I can say to that is "Thanks and a mighty YeeHaw!" Greece wants to sue U.S. Banks for causing their economic meltdown. I'm sure it had nothing to do with their socialistic system of government. I could go on, but what's the point? You get the picture.

So, what should we do about it? Here's a few ideas...

First I say we should stop all financial aid to any country that criticises us. You don't ask a friend for money, then stab him in the back. That doesn't take away your right to criticize us, but it will make you think before you start saying stupid shit. Not a penny of our tax money should leave our borders until every American man, women and child is sleeping under a roof with a full belly. It's time we started taking care of business at home.


Next, call back our military from every country that bitches about our foreign policies. Leave the buildings empty and bulldoze them to the ground. You don't want us there, we don't want to be there. Don't even think about crying about the next Hitler who comes down the pike. Now that they're back, what would they do? How about putting them on the borders. That's right, borders with an "s." Canada too. You don't get in without clearance. Period. It should be open season, and no limit. I wonder how many terrorists have crawled under the fence along with the other lawbreakers. What do we do about those who have already shit on our immigration laws and visas? Well, we do have all of our military cargo planes home, let's load 'em up.

It's time to bail-out on the United Nations and kick them off our land! Why is it even called that in the first place? What in the hell are they united about anyway, besides their hatred and contempt for their greatest contributor. I can't think of one thing they've resolved since they've formed. All I ever see is corruption and back-biting. Most of the delegates are self-serving little piss ant dictators with over-grown egos. They pad their back pockets with the contributions of their benefactors. They seem to take the side of third-world countries like Venezuelan, Cuba, Iran and any other country that declares the USA is an imperialist country. It's time for the UN to go the way of the League of Nations. The sooner the better.

The United States of America is the greatest and most powerful country this world has ever known. It's not difficult to understand why other countries are jealous of us. Who wouldn't want what we have? We want the rest of the world to have the same freedom we enjoy. We even have the perfect blueprint. It's called the US Constitution and are willing to share it with anyone who asks.

D.